So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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