remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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