saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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