At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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