yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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