Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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