I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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