im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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