i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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