Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.