I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?