But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right