I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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