we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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