is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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