have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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