kristin has been a bad kristin
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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