Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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