Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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