If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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