All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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