do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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