Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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