we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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