bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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