your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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