Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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