You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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