I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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