yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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