we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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