Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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