Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You made out with two different species that night
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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