so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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