he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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