is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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