Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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