I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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