I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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