Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
