Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Shame is for Republicans.
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