im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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