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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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