Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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