Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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