Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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