I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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