Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
