She's JV to your varsity
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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