My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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