p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
ttyl tear gas
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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