So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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