Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.