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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'

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• (585): View more from New York

  Congratulations on your moose knuckle.

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  Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.

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  Honestly, what else do I have going for me?

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  You make a valid point.

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• (831): View more from California

  Don't EVER smell your tampon

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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  What?

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  A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.

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• (760): View more from California

  This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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