There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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