dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off