If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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