If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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