We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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