weddingsv make me drug and hornr
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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