Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
