"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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