I wanna passion pit in your ass
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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