Where is the hickey?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
