I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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